前情回顾 Previously on Home Invasion.
地球是第12号协议? Earth is a Protocol 12?
这间房子就是引爆器 This house is the detonator.
斯坦先生 这里发生了非常奇怪的事情 Señor Stan, there is something very strange going on here.
我不知道该怎么说 I don't know how to put it.
很明显 这是地下室 Well, clearly, this is a basement.
不要两次使用相同的武器 Do not use the same weapon twice.
很奇怪 它差不多是… 外星人 It's very weird. It's almost... alien.
你好啊 小家伙 Well, hello, little guy.
字幕：六楼
是你 It's you.
真的是你 对吗? It's really you, isn't it?
艾奥 Al.
苏菲? 你能说话? Sophie? You can talk?
- 好的 - 什么? - Okay. - What?
你的发音好极了 Your enunciation is fantastic.
-你上了课吗? - 什么? - Have you been taking classes? - What?
- 艾奥? --对不起 我真没礼貌 - Al? - sorry, how rude of me.
汤姆 米克 这是苏菲 Tom, Mick, this is Sophie.
真的, 伙计? Really, dude?
这个对你来说确实太奇怪了 so this is where it gets too weird for you.
苏菲和我做朋友… 有多久了? Sophie and I have been friends for... Well, how long has it been?
现在别对我害羞 Don't get shy on me now.
怯场 Stage fright.
来吧 苏菲 跟这些善良的人类打个招呼 Come on, Sophie, say hi to the nice humans.
艾奥 离牛远点 Al, step away from the cow.
好吧 好吧 我明白了 All right. Fine, I get it.
你需要自己的空间 You need your space.
说话的不是牛 艾奥 那是杰米 That's not the cow, Al. That's Jamie.
你们谁把我女儿变成了牛? Which one of you turned my daughter into a cow?
杰米 你能听到我们吗? Jamie, can you hear us?
一清二楚 Loud and clear.
入侵家园
杰米 你是怎么做到的? Jamie, how are you doing this?
你正通过一只牛铃说话 You're talking out of a cow bell.
我直接进入了凯西的监控系统 I've got a direct line into CASIE's surveillance.
我转到扬声器 I'll switch to the speakers.
很好 因为我们真的需要帮助 Nice, 'cause we can really use some help down here.
好的 正在努力 我已经看到了地下室的大部分布局 Okay, working on it. I've got a view of most of the basement's layout.
- 现在你们在旧货仓库 - 旧货仓库? - Right now you're in junk storage. - Junk storage?
艾奥是个囤积狂 Al's a hoarder.
我不是囤积狂 我是牧人 I'm not a hoarder, I'm a herder.
等一下 Wait a minute.
汤姆! Tom!
- 这些牛看起来眼熟吗? - 为什么奶牛看起来…? - Do these cows look familiar to you? - Why would cows look...?
实际上, 真的 Actually, yeah.
天啊 这个也是 拜托, 汤姆 Oh my God, so does this. Please, Tom.
我们瞬移那次 我们到过这里 如果我们在这 那么… We've been here, when we teleported. And if we were here, then...
杰米 核心 Jamie, the core,
并不像一个由光构成的高塔 it doesn't happen to be like a big tower thingy made of light
而且，超级恐怖的外星人呢? and super-scary alien stuff?
真实描述 Real descriptive.
今天, 聚会男孩 Today, Party Boy.
令人惊惊 真的准 But surprisingly, really accurate.
可能会有点棘手 但我觉得我可以指导你们 It's gonna be a bit tricky, but I actually think I could guide you.
只有一个问题 There's just one thing.
我真不知道该怎么说 有一只非常大的恐龙 I don't really know how to say this. There is a very big dinosaur.
真的很大 Really big.
不会再有了 我们进入核心吧 Not anymore. Let's get you to the core.
大伙, 快点 And, guys, hurry.
巴克 我要报警了 Buck, I'm calling the police.
一定要咨询我们的20美元特别版纪念币 Be sure to ask about our special edition commemorative $20 coin,
可爱的手绘 还有法定的纳米比亚货币 lovingly hand-painted and legal tender in the Republic of Namibia.
-巴克 你在吗? - 康妮 我在理财 - Buck, are you on the line? - Connie. I'm investing.
你的来电对我们很重要 请不要挂断 Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line.
你现在在第72线 You're currently number 72 in line.
巴克 这很重要 Buck, this is important.
地狱正在街对面崩开 Hell's breaking loose across the street.
那是一个移民的通道 It's an access of immigrants.
可是理财产品是限量的! But supplies are limited!
右转 你们得抄近路穿过几个房间 Turn right ahead. You'll have to cut through a couple of rooms.
我们可能会失去联系几分钟 We may lose contact for a few minutes.
好! Right!
好吧 不能面对! Okay. Not the face!
另一边见 See you on the other side.
应该是刚通过… It should be just through...
是的 正确的 Yeah. Right.
艾奥 我以为这里只有我们人类 Al, I thought we were the only humans down here.
他不是人类 他是我 he's not human. He's me.
这是我的备用体 This is my backup body.
你懂的 一个备用体 You know, how you have a backup body
以防你的主体出了问题 in case something happens to your main one.
他很帅 He's so handsome.
- 这是你的备用体? - 这完全能当我的主体 - This is your backup body? - This would totally be my main body.
太酷了 So cool.
大伙 guys.
不管怎样 我从来不穿他 甚至在洗衣日也不穿 anyway, I never wear it. Not even on laundry day.
说实话 我不喜欢瓦奥的看法 Because frankly, I don't like the way Val looks at it.
准备好了就可以进去了 You may enter when ready.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我很好 I'm so good.
我喜欢你的格调 I like your vibe.
伙计们, 快 Guys, come on.
艾奥 我们在哪儿? Al, where are we?
阅览室 The reading room.
小心点 伙计 be careful, man.
米克 只是本书而已 Mick, it's just a book.
我不相信这里的任何东西 Yeah, I don't trust anything down here.
米克最怕识字 Mick's greatest fear, literacy.
什么? What was that?
我什么也没说 I didn't say anything.
他通过了律师考试 觉得自己比别人都强 He passes the bar exam and thinks he's better than everybody else.
当系统不为难你的时候就容易多了 A lot easier when the system's not against you.
你总是把自己的问题归咎于别人 You always blame everyone else for your problems.
不是所有问题 Not all my problems.
听听 他对自己都不承认 See, he can't even admit it to himself.
你有话就当面说 Hey, you got something to say, say it to my face.
这个倒霉的人怎么还能是我最好的朋友? How is this disaster of a person still the best friend I've ever had?
真可悲 It's pathetic.
你没当着我的面说那句话 You didn't say that to my face.
艾奥 真的 这到底是什么地方? Al, seriously, what the hell is this place?
我告诉过你们了 这是阅览室 Well, I told you. This is the reading room.
哦, 天啊 他的意思是读心 Oh, God. He means mind reading.
派 派 派 派 派 派 派 Pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie.
青蛙 Frogs.
有意义 That makes sense.
我应该开一家墨西哥式的赌场和舞蹈俱乐部 I should open a Mexican-themed casino and dance club
就叫“薯条酱汁” called "Chips and Salsa".
这是个不错的主意 That's actually not a bad idea.
好了 我就要死了 而你们俩却想一起做生意 Great. I'm about to die, and you two want to go into business together.
米克总是忘记 如果我们不关掉凯西 我们都会死 Mick keeps forgetting that we're all gonna die if we don't stop CASIE.
够了 别废话了 好吗? Okay, enough of this crap, all right?
在我们出去之前什么都别想 Don't think of anything until we get out.
他说得倒容易 Easy for him to say.
- 拜托 伙计! - 对不起 只是不小心说漏了嘴 - Come on, man! - Sorry. It just slipped out.
我唯一想要的就是被爱 All I ever wanted was to be loved.
还有鸡手指 And chicken fingers.
因为这样鸡就能捡起东西 Because then chickens could pick things up.
这 是 25% 房间 This... is... the 25... percent... room.
时间 以 四分之一 速度 移动 Time... moves... at... one-quarter... speed.
快 Come... on.
- 那我们是告诉他还是… - 算了 顺其自然吧 - So, should we tell him, or... - No, I say we just go along with it.
- 酷 - 是的 - Cool. - Yeah.
你们到底 How the hell...
怎么做到的? did you do that?
真行, 小子 我不知道你们有这么快的速度 Good work, boys. I didn't know you had that kind of speed in you.
- 杰米 你在吗? - 我在这里 抱歉绕道了 - Hey, Jamie, are you there? - I'm here. Sorry about the detour.
你们应该看过你们应该通过的那些房间了 You should have seen the rooms you were supposed to go through.
绝对是死亡陷阱 Absolute death traps.
- 这里有死亡陷阱吗? - 别傻了 - Are there any death traps in here? - Don't be silly.
这是一个很普通的走廊 我们不会在这里设死亡陷阱的 This is a regular, ordinary hallway. We wouldn't put a death trap in here.
那就是有死亡陷阱了? But there are death traps?
对 是个地下室 Well, yeah, it's a basement.
人类的地下室没有死亡陷阱 这是提示 Human basements don't have death traps. Noted.
死亡陷阱! Death trap!
他们为什么只针对我? 杰米 帮帮忙 Why are they only aiming at me? Jamie, a little help.
等等 我搞定了这个 Hold on. I got this.
杰米? Jamie?
这个是为了拿到我的退休金 And this is for taking my pension.
好 Oh, okay.
这个是为了我的被杀的爸爸 And this is for killing my dad.
我的另一个爸爸 My other dad.
杰米? Jamie?
我觉得他们已经死了 I think they're dead.
- 现在死了 - 情况如何 泽布? - Now they are. - How are we looking, Zeb?
那得看情况 我们是在数思念和祈祷吗? That depends. Are we counting thoughts and prayers?
- 我真为你骄傲 亲爱的 - 谢谢, 爸爸 - I'm so proud of you, sweetheart. - Thanks, Dad.
离核心有多远? How close is the core?
不能再用了 Can't use that anymore.
- 谢谢 - 别客气 - Thanks. - Hey, don't mention it.
好吧 Okay.
杰米 你这没有其他的武器储备了吧? Jamie, I don't suppose you have another stockpile of weapons in here?
恐怕没有了 Afraid not.
你们差不多到了 顺着走廊走 然后右转 You're almost there. Just go down the hallway and take a right.
泽布 我都不确定那是不是枪 Zeb, I'm not even sure that's a gun.
你们为什么非要把这事搞得这么困难? Why do you insist on making this so difficult for yourselves?
你为什么穿得像个脱衣舞女郎? Why are you dressed like a male stripper?
表演的是《监狱巡逻》杂志的封面模特 Says the cover model for Prison Beat magazine.
- 你上过杂志? -艾奥 那不是真正的杂志 - Oh, you were in a magazine? - Al, that is not an actual magazine.
- 2016年5月 - 什么? - May 2016. - What?
应对你们的问题 我考虑做一些重塑 To answer your question, I was thinking of doing some remodeling.
发生了什么? What is happening?
我觉得她是在说重塑我们 I think she's talking about remodeling us.
你觉得? you think?
走吧 快 快 快! Let me go. Go, go, go!
她把我完全锁死了 She locked me out of all controls.
我做不了… 我做不了任何事 I can't... I can't do anything.
当然做不了 Of course not.
你在玩的是我的游戏 游戏规则由我定 It's my game you're playing, and I make the rules.
你们真的需要离开那里了 You really need to get out of there.
- 拜托 伙计 - 快 - come on, man. - Let's go.
我被粘住了 I'm stuck.
汤姆 Tom.
- 这不好笑 伙计 - 我没开玩笑 拔, 拔, 拔 - This isn't funny, man. - I'm not joking. Pull, pull, pull.
快! Come on!
哦, 天…… Oh my...
拔, 拔, 拔 Pull, pull, pull.
快 Come on.
没事 Hey. It's okay.
我帮你 Let me help you.
走吧 我来搞定 我就在你后面 好吗? Just go, I got it. I'm right behind you, all right?
快 快 快 Go, go, go, go.
我自己来 好吗? I got it, all right?
我就在你后面 快走 I'm right behind you. Go.
汤姆 我们得走了 Tom, we have to go.
不,米克! 不! No, Mick! No!
米克! Mick!
米克! 不, 米克, 不! Mick! No, Mick, no!
汤姆! 米克! 回答! Tom! Mick! Respond!
艾奥! 爸爸! Al! Dad!
拜托! Please!
你为什么要拉走我? 我本来可以帮到他的 Why did you pull me away? I could have helped him.
在这里? 在凯西的地盘? 你会害死自己的 Here? On CASIE's turf? You would've gotten yourself killed.
再一次 Again.
好 在这里? 在CASIE的地盘? 你…… Okay. Here? On CASIE's turf? You...
不 我是说 我再一次那样 No, I mean, I did it again.
我把他留下了 I left him behind.
我有过两次机会 不会再有第三次了 I had a second chance, and I won't get a third.
别碰我 Get off.
汤姆 Hey, Tom.
听着 我知道你在期待什么 Look, I know what you're expecting,
我相信你很高兴删掉它 但是 and I'm sure you're stoked to erase it, but...
没什么好删的 我不会那样对你的 老兄 there's nothing to erase. I wouldn't do that to you, man.
我赌了一把 这一次 我认为是值得的 I took a gamble, and for once I guess it paid off.
如果你在听这个了 你就做了我要求的 If you're listening to this, you did what I asked,
而你再也见不到我了 and you'll never see me again.
所以… 谢谢 So... thanks.
不管我发生什么事 永远不要忘记你进步了 No matter what happens to me, never forget that you stepped up.
看谁来了 好了 就这样 Oh, look who's here. Okay. All right, that's all.
- 米克? - 汤米? - Mick? - Tommy?
你到底是怎么进来的? How the hell did you get in here?
艾奥…… Al...
很美好 That was beautiful.
我再也见不到他了 I'm never gonna see him again.
事情并不总是如人所愿 Things don't always work out the way you planned.
有时候 宇宙复制了你 Sometimes the universe duplicates you.
让你成为自己最好的朋友 Makes you your own best friend.
有时候 你最好的朋友会在你面前蒸发 And sometimes the universe vaporizes your best friend in front of you.
有时候 那两个“有时候”只相隔几分钟 And sometimes, those two sometimes are only a few minutes apart.
- 你想说什么? 他都死了 - 听着… - What's your point? He's still dead. - Look...
就在不久前 我和你处境相同 I was right where you are, just a little while ago.
但后来几个好窃贼闯入了我的心 But then a couple of nice burglars broke into my heart
提醒我什么是重要的 and reminded me what was important.
米克 米克很重要 我一直没机会向他证明 Mick. Mick was important, and I never had the chance to prove it to him.
别让米克白白死去 Don't let Mick's death be in vain.
我们不能坐在这里等世界末日 We're not just gonna sit here and wait for the end of the world.
我们要做米克会做的事 We're gonna do what Mick would have done.
我们要站起来 可能会说些粗话 We're gonna stand up, probably say something grumpy,
然后我们就会一拳打在世界末日的脸上 and then we're gonna punch the end of the world right in the face.
这就是你们人类所谓的交配吗? Is this what you humans call mating?
- 艾奥… 永远不要改变 - 不 我永远不会 - Oh, Al... never change. - No, I never would.
我喜欢这件毛衣背心 I love this sweater vest.
- 汤姆 - 什么? - Tom. - What?
这是核心 That's the core.
我都试过了 一定是凯西阻止了我们的访问 I've tried everything. CASIE must have blocked our access.
- 再来一把 - 或者… - Another. - That, or...
我不认命 I don't accept that.
- 不好 - “不好”的含义 - Oh, that's not good. - Define "not good."
我们只剩三把枪了 We only have three more guns left,
我敢肯定其中有一把是普通的水枪 and I'm pretty sure one of them is a regular water pistol.
“普通”的含义 Define "regular."
- 泽布 我们不能再用那个了 - 好吧, 实际上… - Zeb, we can't use that one again. - Well, actually...
如果你取下这个盒子… 然后把它装到这个架子上… If you take this chamber... and combine it with this stock...
- 它应该会改变功能 - 你怎么懂得? - it should change what it does. - How do you know that?
我有物理学和工程学的硕士学位 I have a master's in physics and engineering.
我打算进军计算机科学领域 I was gonna go into computer sciences,
但我不想让女孩们觉得我是个书呆子 but I didn't want the girls to think I was a total nerd.
- 就是说，这会改变枪的功效? - 理论上会 - So, it will change the gun's effect? - Theoretically.
- 如果没有呢? - 可能会爆炸 - And if it doesn't? - Might explode.
- 真的? - 理论上 - Seriously? - Theoretically.
泽布 我真想亲你 Zeb, I could kiss you.
- 真的? - 不是 - Seriously? - No.
该死! Damn it!
- 你是谁? - 你又是谁? - Who is this? - Who the hell is this?
我是一个美国公民 This is an American citizen.
你来自哪里 先生? Where are you from, señor?
古巴、墨西哥、ms-13 ? Cuba, Mexico, MS-13?
女士 我不知道你是谁 但是… Look, lady, I don't know who the hell you are, but...
Stan是什么的缩写? 阿富汗? 巴基斯坦? And what's the Stan short for? Afghanistan? Pakistan?
- 实际上是斯坦利的简称 -当然 我是菲利斯·施拉夫利 - It's short for Stanley, actually. - Sure, and I'm Phyllis Schlafly.
你们离我的地盘远点 明白吗? You people stay out of my neighborhood, you understand?
菲利斯 听着 我不知道你是谁 但是… Phyllis, listen, I don't know who you are, but...
快叫我朋友接电话 不然我真的会发脾气的 Get my friend on the line, pronto, or I'll become really ill-tempered.
是过去那个黑发 鬼祟 像墨西哥人的家伙吗? Was that the dark-haired fella, sneaky, kind of Mexican-looking?
你什么意思? 你说"过去"是什么意思? What do you mean? What do you mean, "was"?
你干了什么? What have you done?
在我们这里 美国优先 Around here, we put America first.
真该死… I am so damn...
烦透了这些非法… tired of all these illegal...
康妮 别再监视邻居了 Connie, stop spying on the neighbors.
有地鼠 还有… 不要紧 there was gophers, and... never mind.
那么 我们怎么关掉她? Okay. So how do we shut her down?
我以为你知道 I thought you knew.
我怎么会知道? Why would I know?
说到地下室 显然你是专家 Well, you're clearly an expert when it comes to basements.
不能再上前一步 这是你们能到的最远的地方了 Not one step further. This is as far as you get.
你不知道我愿意去多远 You have no idea how far I'm willing to go.
你杀了米克 You killed Mick.
- 谁? - 我的朋友 - Who? - My friend.
你的朋友吗? 就是你一有机会就扔进狼群的那个? Your friend? The one you throw to the wolves every chance you get?
住嘴 Shut up.
我一直在观察你 你不交朋友 只树敌 I've been watching you. You don't make friends, you make enemies.
我相信你能救我 I trusted you to save me.
你却又一次抛弃了我 Once again, you abandoned me.
就像那夜 Just like that night.
就像今夜 Just like tonight.
所有发生在我身上的不幸… 都是因为你 Everything bad that's ever happened to me... was because of you.
不是 No.
真悲哀 你还是不能面对现实 It's sad. You still can't face the truth.
我没杀米克 I didn't kill Mick.
是你杀的 You did.
汤姆 别听她的 Tom, don't listen to her.
你确实有朋友 You do have friends.
我, 首先是我 Me, for starters.
就算是复制品 Says the copy.
你也不是一个良品 Not even a good one.
至少原版对他来说 还有一种愚蠢的魅力 At least the original had a stupid charm to him.
我是唯一了解你的人 I'm the only one who's ever understood you.
我知道你有多可怜 I know just how pathetic you are.
总是不合时宜 Always out of place.
我走了 你就会孤单一人 Take me away, and you're all alone.
- 只是一个模制品 - 我不是复制品 - Just a spec. - I'm not a copy.
我是一个量子物 I'm a quantum... something.
别难过 艾奥 你不是一个人 Oh, don't be upset, Al. You're not alone.
你身边就有像你一样的人 You have someone just like you right here.
一样绝望 Just as hopeless.
一样虚弱 Just as weak.
你们救不了那些关心你们的人 You couldn't save the people that care about you.
你们以为你们能拯救世界? You think you can save the world?
再来一把 Another.
和我的朋友杰米一起制作激光枪 玩得很开心 Makin' lasers with my friend Jamie, Having a grand time
再来一把 Another.
五彩纸屑 泽布? Confetti, Zeb?
我叫它舞会爆竹 好了… I call it the party popper. Okay...
快 Let's go.
- 没有合用的了 - 什么? - Nothing here fits. - What?
有一股冷空气自西海岸而来 We have a cold front coming in from the west coast.
预期低至50年来的极值 Expect lows in the high 50s.
明天 你也许要留意地震活动 Tomorrow, you might want to be on the lookout for seismic activity,
超级洪水 重力条件改变 apocalyptic flooding, and variable gravity conditions,
还有上百万度高温 所以 请带上防晒霜 with temperatures in the millions. So, grab that sunscreen.
我们快没时间了 We're running out of time.
泽布 快! Zeb! Come on!
请工作 Please work.
你毁了我的事业 You messed with my career.
你毁了我的… You messed with my...
我本来有个未来! I had a future!
妈妈 Mom.
妈妈 我想它死了 Mom, I think it's dead.
我要跟你说多少次? 我不是你妈! How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not your mother!
你到底去哪儿了? Where the heck did you go?
我不确定 有很多奶牛 在前院 I'm not sure. A lot of cows. The front yard.
一个非常非常奇怪的地方 还有我甜甜蜜蜜的爱巢 A really, really weird place. And my sweet, sweet love den.
等等! Wait!
- 你去地下室了? - 什么意思? - You got to the basement? - What do you mean?
他修好了过山车 它只需要一点能量 He fixed the coaster. It just needed a little power.
那我能进入核心了吗? So, I can get to the core?
是的 Well, yeah.
- 爸爸 - 他不是你爸爸 - And Dad. - He's not your dad.
- 对我来说他就是! - 好了 专注于重要的事 - He is to me! - Come on, focus on what's important.
对 你要这把枪 Yes. Oh, you want the gun.
对不起 这是一个误解 Sorry. It's a miscommunication.
- 注意安全 - 我会的 - Stay safe. - I will.
她不是在跟你说话 She wasn't talking to you.
现在 如果你们不介意… Now, if you'll excuse me...
我还有丈夫要救 I have a husband to save.
好吧 我要出马了 Fine, I'll do it.